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TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


TXT MSG -




TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am

lolz


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.


TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by gole311

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
'Kay.


WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY DOG - That mangy mutt.


TAGS: dog text
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by ughomer

spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:53 pm
the dog ate my bill lol 5/5


PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:53 pm
Don't forget, "Dad" is the dolt holding the phone that took this picture. :P
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


REDUNDANCY KILLS - Poor Susie! If only she hadn't looked up from her cellphone to read the billboard!




PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Cam

aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks.
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!


$30 VS $300 -




TEXTING - Assisting natural selection in the improvement of our gene pool for over a decade now!




STILL IN MY MEETING HONEY :-) - TEXTING - Don't believe everything you read.




TEXT MESSAGES -


TAGS: texting humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - September 5, 2013, 12:28 pm
We are open 24/7 so c'mon down!!
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 10:40 am

I'll drive!
falloutghoul - September 5, 2013, 7:35 am
Let's go to Uggy's Bar for that drink. :)


CRITICISM -


TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
Thanks.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am
Beautiful.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!




Charity -


TAGS: out of context quotes khalil gibran
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Thedge - October 10, 2014, 1:29 pm
Hand Lotion. Tissues. Video game controller. Binoculars. Second floor window. We'll be reading about this latchkey kid in the news.
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:37 am

The hand lotion is a nice touch...Great one!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2014, 6:52 am

lol
GaryO - October 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
oh-h-h-h-h-oh....ahem


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


SPEED TRAP SNIFFED OUT - The proliferation of cell phone usage makes this attempt at enforcement pretty much useless.


TAGS: tweet text watch out
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 9:56 pm

That helicopter's missing a piece... and I see 3 ninjas in the pic. Ninja on the left might be Waldo, ninja in the middle could be Carmen San Diego... eh, 5Ls anyway


TWITTERS -




texting -


TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


LOTS MORE OF IT -




SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!


TAGS: text borrowed from cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 1:01 am
Ah, fine praise indeed. I thank you Sir for your good words, that I shamelessly stole...
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 12:51 am
LOL! 5/5


Playing On Paranoia -




LEAPFROG -




EVERY TIME -


TAGS: akward text fake funny
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by kondiddor

caveman - June 27, 2012, 3:36 am
@Steve, bazinga
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:06 am
The old fashioned version is, “Oh… (long pause)… how very droll.” Oh, how technology has changed.
steve1961 - June 27, 2012, 2:47 am
You mean like now? ;)


MEMORIES -




THINK ABOUT IT - TWICE -




FERRARI GRAVEYARD - The one thing more emasculating than drving a Prius.




HOW DID SHE GET MY NUMBER - Greg you little shit


TAGS: text funny
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by dannymcsdeserteagle

Moderatorsfail - July 16, 2010, 5:24 am
@agdaniele Failure :D
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:53 pm
Same as anime, if we don't let 1 in every 20 through, then voters don't get to bash it, and the users who make these posters never know why they're not approved. It's like letting Kadafe speak at the UN - they asked why he can't until he was allowed to.
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 10:54 am
I understand that i just don't know why so many (and yes even just 1 a day is to many) are getting through the queue lately.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2010, 10:49 am
It's the nature of the beast...They become obsessed with a game and figure everyone will appreciate the joke. I've created bigger regrets while drunk. i know where they're coming from.
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 10:15 am
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What is with all the unfunny game fakes?


The Alphabet Circus -


TAGS: texting alphabet awkward make out
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:32 pm
That just put a smile on my face. It's tough to do that here in Afghanistan. :)
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm
just kidding..
Airman - June 15, 2014, 11:25 pm
K


precautionary -




texting -




QUALITY -


TAGS: che guevara image capture text
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - November 17, 2010, 3:20 am
thanks for the memories, guys!!
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 12:22 am
It's donkey kong warfare.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 11:54 pm
Atari 2600 revolution!
Haarakkon - November 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
8 bit Super Guevara Bros!
TailsDoll - November 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
jajajajajaja LOL!


I ND MOR SPACE -


TAGS: breaking up by texting
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:11 pm
Nice one Airman.


BROOKE'S NEW MAIN SQUEEZE - ?




STRUNK AND WHITE - Losing the Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling battle since the invention of the internet, 733t and txt speek


TAGS: leet strunk white text speak internet
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by RnR

Bob Chin - August 19, 2008, 12:12 pm
"NEW Edition" Cuz like the last 1 wuz just like lam3 and stuff
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:47 pm
thanks. its only a pity that a lot of people'll go "wasthem? r tey in a gangsta/rap/group/movie?"
Sean - July 17, 2008, 1:38 pm
Hilarious man ... and I voted accordingly.


JESUS CHRIST - Now a confirmed Canadian




HER SHINY - It's good to see something different in her hands !!




Ancient Texts -


TAGS: ancient texts jesus christ textstar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:40 am
In the immortal words of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys "give me a phuckin' R"
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:35 am
Nicely 5L done Fu.
mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 12:33 am
Fu-Devil, I'm adding you to the list of people that I put my coffee down before I read your stuff---That's GREAT!!!! 5 laughing, choking lions!
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 3:30 pm

Well, think of all the time I spent looking for 'R'.
Kung-Fu Devil - December 29, 2014, 3:28 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - December 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
BTW....THIS....is really good....really
GaryO - December 29, 2014, 1:37 pm
Great, there goes precious minutes of my life looking for Feligifake
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 1:08 pm

LOL~~That's Religifake.
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 1:06 pm

Please drop this one at Feligifake, too.


xxoo -


TAGS: text message read again xxoo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Bandit5906 - March 10, 2015, 1:27 pm
And he does not remember how he got to the ER!


Motifake Mixer -




Steps Goal -


TAGS: fitness monitoring bracelet text cat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - July 29, 2015, 3:04 am
you're on a roll, I think I'll call you b***er. a 5er


Make It So -


TAGS: picard stewart knight queen calendar now with text thats much easier to read happy now
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:41 am
Brits do some really strange stuff! LOL! Of course, I'm a 'yank', so what do I know? XD!
JesusWept - March 25, 2016, 9:29 am
Every true Englishman would consider it an honour to be decapitated by the queen XD
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:20 am
Oh JW---- 2 funny! Imagine having to trust a complete stranger with a sword ***ping you on 1 shoulder then the other--- I wonder if the sword is actually sharp? ^!!!!! Captain!
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 4:58 pm

Well then I might as well watch whatever it is that normal people watch.
JesusWept - March 24, 2016, 2:05 pm
You have blurred vision, Silver? Try to sit on your hands while watching Anime. Might help ;)
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 1:42 pm

Can't make out what it says.


HD Visors -


TAGS: hd visors driving texting products
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2014, 10:27 pm
Amen to that!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 am
Good one, cynic! People who text while driving should be whipped in public! 5 L's


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